"I'm yo' fatha.... I'm yo' fatha..."
"Star Wars Gangsta Rap"
Intro
Emperador Palpatine: It's not the east or the west side...
Vader: No it's not!
Emperador Palpatine: It's not the north or the south side...
Vader: No it's not!
Emperador Palpatine: It's the Dark Side...
Vader: You are correct!
Emperador Palpatine: Can't front on the Empire; to all you Vader haters out there: we'll blow your planet up!
Primer Verso
Vader: What is thy bidding, my master?
Emperador Palpatine: It's a disaster, Skywalker we're after.
Vader: But if he could be turned to the Dark Side...
Emperador Palpatine: Yes, he'd be a powerful ally... another Dark Jedi...
Vader: He will join us or die. We got Death Star! (x7)
Stormtroopers: Death Star! (x7)
Vader: And you know that we got it...
Stormtroopers: Death Star!
Intermedio hablado:
Tío Owen: Luke! Get yer' ass over here right now. Quit monkeyin' around with that damn landspeeder. Where are dem two droids I asked ya ta clean boy? Did'ya clean yer' room?!
Segundo Verso
Luke: Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation. I cleaned the droids: can I go to the Tosche Station? I've got a layaway on a power converter, but now you're treatin' me like a scruffy nerf-herder.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Luke! Use the Force and run... run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah.
Yoda: I'm Yoda, I'm a soldja. I mold ya then fold ya, I thought I told ya. Don't be unwise, judge me not by my size. You won't believe your eyes once the X-Wing rise.
Luke: Yoda, why you bein' a playa hata? You know that I still must confront Lord Vader.
Yoda: But Luke, not ready are you...
Luke: But there's a city in the clouds where they're keepin' my crew. A Jedi's gotta do what a Jedi's gotta do, so now Vader: I'm comin' for you!
Intermedio Hablado
Luke: Yeah, that's right R2, I just set a new course. We're goin' to Cloud City... Ahh... that's mighty good gin 'n' tonic, why don't you mix me up another?
Tercer Verso
Vader: Impressive, now release your anger! You must have sensed that your friends are in danger.
Luke: Owww! Why'd you slice off my hand?!
Vader: It's imperative that you understand! Obi-Wan would never bother... telling you about your fatha.
Luke: He told me enough, he told me you killed him!
Vader: Then there's something I must reveal then, I'm yo' fatha, I'm yo' fatha (x3).
Outro
Han Solo: Knock him out the box Luke, knock him out!... (x4) Knock him out the box, Luke.
Jajaja..freak es lo mínimo :P
Demasiado bueno el rap, gracias por el buen rato :)
Abrazos!
Ah! y gracias por visitar mi blog :)
Posted by Srta. Lee ® | lunes, noviembre 07, 2005 4:41:00 p. m.
jajajajaja muy buena!
Posted by alvaro_crema | martes, noviembre 08, 2005 5:33:00 p. m.